The Rock's "Ultimate Workout" Has Me Feeling Like A Pile Of Shit Right Now

I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be motivated by this video. I’m supposed to look at the Rock and be like “shit, that could be me”. I’m supposed to say, “ok, enough is enough, get your squirrelly ass up and go to the gym you weak, lazy piece of shit”. Unfortunately, this video did the opposite. All it did was make me feel like a bag of dog shit. I’ll never be that strong. I’ll never be that in shape. I’ll never have that sort of self-discipline to eat correctly and follow a proper workout plan. So why even try?

To be completely honest on this here blog, I really want to go to the gym. I lived in a building with a gym a couple years ago and would go at midnight and it was great, mostly because nobody else was there. But now, dealing with a gym in NYC seems like the 6th ring of Hell. Packed to the gills 24/7 with people slamming weights everywhere, asking you if they can squeeze in a set, it seems like torture. It’s bad enough to work out, dealing with gym people makes it 100x worse.

But I really do want to go. I need to be healthier. I even told Glenny B that for every bite of pizza, bagel, donut, or sandwich this week, I owe him 10 dollars. Per bite! So it’s been all salads and salmon for me. So maybe gym starts tomorrow? We’ll see, but it will be in no thanks to the Rock.